Would you like to date a someone from a book? If so, you wandering sea stars have found the right grotto! I mean, what could possibly be better than a relationship with a fictional character?
(SIGN ME UP PLEASE I NEED A BOOK BOYFRIEND)
But first! The reading update.
THE DATING PROFILE CHALLENGE
Okay, here's the deal: I come up with three different dating profiles based on the characters of a book I've read for this read-a-thon, and you lovely sea stars have to guess (I think these should be easy enough; I had a lot of fun coming up with them). Also, tell me which one you would date! ;)
THE BEAUTIFUL ONE“Don't trifle with me.”
Age: Is this supposed to be an insult?
Relationship Status: Go ahead, impress me. But I have my eyes set on my target... and a kingdom.
Children: If you have children from another marriage, save it. They'll be as dead as my 3-year-old niece was in a heartbeat.
Fitness/Body Type: I am beautiful. I am perfect beyond reason. You adore me. You need me. You love me.
Education: The best on the planet.
Income: I own an entire planet, but I'll rule the universe soon.
Likes: Manipulating minds, thoughts and bodies. Getting my way. Glamouring. Looking beautiful. Violence. Power. Control. Domination.
Dislikes: Shells. Earthens. Mirrors and cameras. Creatures who refuse to meet my perfectly reasonable demands. Weak people.
Looking for: A crown prince with a kingdom for me to oppress and wage war upon.
THE WARRIOR BODYGUARD“I'll protect you.”
Relationship Status: Single, alone, solo. You get what I mean.
Children: I don't know. Now certainly isn't a good time to think about them.
Fitness/Body Type: Muscular and fit
Education: Not much, my parents couldn't afford it.
Income: Enough to survive.
Occupation: I fight for money.
Likes: Bravery, control, loyalty, trust, tomatoes.
Dislikes: Losing control, being conflicted, being animalistic.
Looking for: Someone loyal, compassionate and kind. And who also grows the best tomatoes.
ADONIS“It was my irresistible charm that convinced you, wasn't it?”
Relationship Status: Single and ready to mingle :D
Children: None, it's my time to shine!
Fitness/Body Type: Young, fit and muscular.
Education: Does this actually matter??
Income: I have my... ways.
Occupation: Captain of a very fine ship, if I may say so!
Likes: "Borrowing" things, expensive and valuable stuff, cleanliness, impressing girls, talking about myself, being on the news, being called handsome, being famous ;)
Dislikes: Being ignored, having my ship insulted, going to jail, unsanitary conditions
Looking for: I'm not asking for much — just a beautiful lady who adores every bit of wonderful me and my very fine ship.