Fantasy Favourites Read-a-thon Day 4: Dating Profiles

Would you like to date a someone from a book? If so, you wandering sea stars have found the right grotto! I mean, what could possibly be better than a relationship with a fictional character?


But first! The reading update.


I'm 180 pages through Wake by Amanda Hocking and this reread is lacklustre. I think I've been ruined by Marissa Meyer's stellar writing, plot and characters in Cinder and Scarlet! Amanda Hocking truly pales in comparison. I'm hoping Lullaby (Book 2) will be better when I eventually start on it.


Okay, here's the deal: I come up with three different dating profiles based on the characters of a book I've read for this read-a-thon, and you lovely sea stars have to guess (I think these should be easy enough; I had a lot of fun coming up with them). Also, tell me which one you would date! ;)


“Don't trifle with me.”

Age: Is this supposed to be an insult?
Gender: Female
Relationship Status: Go ahead, impress me. But I have my eyes set on my target... and a kingdom.
Children: If you have children from another marriage, save it. They'll be as dead as my 3-year-old niece was in a heartbeat.
Fitness/Body Type: I am beautiful. I am perfect beyond reason. You adore me. You need me. You love me.
Education: The best on the planet.
Income: I own an entire planet, but I'll rule the universe soon.
Occupation: Royalty
Likes: Manipulating minds, thoughts and bodies. Getting my way. Glamouring. Looking beautiful. Violence. Power. Control. Domination.
Dislikes: Shells. Earthens. Mirrors and cameras. Creatures who refuse to meet my perfectly reasonable demands. Weak people.
Looking for: A crown prince with a kingdom for me to oppress and wage war upon.


“I'll protect you.”

Age: 23
Gender: Male
Relationship Status: Single, alone, solo. You get what I mean.
Children: I don't know. Now certainly isn't a good time to think about them.
Fitness/Body Type: Muscular and fit
Education: Not much, my parents couldn't afford it.
Income: Enough to survive.
Occupation: I fight for money.
Likes: Bravery, control, loyalty, trust, tomatoes.
Dislikes: Losing control, being conflicted, being animalistic.
Looking for: Someone loyal, compassionate and kind. And who also grows the best tomatoes.


“It was my irresistible charm that convinced you, wasn't it?”

Age: 20
Gender: Male
Relationship Status: Single and ready to mingle :D
Children: None, it's my time to shine!
Fitness/Body Type: Young, fit and muscular.
Education: Does this actually matter??
Income: I have my... ways.
Occupation: Captain of a very fine ship, if I may say so!
Likes: "Borrowing" things, expensive and valuable stuff, cleanliness, impressing girls, talking about myself, being on the news, being called handsome, being famous ;)
Dislikes: Being ignored, having my ship insulted, going to jail, unsanitary conditions
Looking for: I'm not asking for much — just a beautiful lady who adores every bit of wonderful me and my very fine ship.

Let the guessing begin!


  1. Love these ones!

    I think it's: Queen Levana, Wolf and then Captain Thorne?

    Oh man, the last one made me smile ^^

    1. Absolutely correct! :D Oh, and I'm so glad you liked that one for Thorne (:


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